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| 英文笑话:The Clock | |||||
作者：LRC中国 文章来源：LRC中国 点击数： 更新时间：2006-11-25  |
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She asked, "What are all those clocks?"??? St Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said Hillary, "who's clock is that?" "That's Mother Theresa's. The hands have never moved indicating that she never told a lie." "Who's clock is that?" "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life." "Where is Bill's clock?" Hillary asked. "Bill's clock is in Jesus' office. He is using it as a ceiling fan." |
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